Comments on: New Poll Topic/Q

By: !!!!!

!!!!! — Sun, 27 May 2007 22:07:48 +0000

everytime i see that picture of rikki as skinny, i always think it’s sarah jessica parker.

then i vomit a little.

she’ll be a fat ass again in three months.

By: jessica

jessica — Tue, 22 May 2007 22:22:40 +0000

hey, are you aware that i described your personality to someone who dosen’t know you (don’t remember who), as a cross between karen walker and jeneane garafalo??

By: pins&needles

pins&needles — Fri, 18 May 2007 20:48:18 +0000

There’s lots to relate here, but I love 30 Rock. I’d definately be Tina Fey except with all the horrible men/ relationship problems she has.

By: alex

alex — Thu, 17 May 2007 22:31:39 +0000

well im kind of tied for like 47 different shows right now. degrassi as an emma-kind-of-person, on will and grace as jack’s new best buddie (toodles Karen), or on scrubs, as a doctor (GASP!) with some sort of chrinic disease, or maybe i could be in the fresh prince of bel air, as the annoying white girl with no life, so she hangs out with will and all of them 24/7………….

oh the possibilities!!!

By: NomadGirl

NomadGirl — Thu, 17 May 2007 17:37:10 +0000

I would be Scully on the X-Files because I would know how to get Mulder in bed–”Oh, Foxy…I have an X-Rated version of the Bigfoot tape and a giant sumthin’ sumthin’!” I cannot think of a show I would be more compatible with….ahhh…just me and my freaky-deaky homies!

By: Brian Mandabach

Brian Mandabach — Thu, 17 May 2007 02:31:53 +0000

I’d have to be on Denis Leary’s short-lived NYC cop show, but I can’t remember what it was. The best episode was when he had the mayors 12 year old daughter on a ride along–he wasn’t happy abou this–so she could do a story for her school paper. He told her that he regularly planted evidence, shot unarmed innocent people (less dangerous than shooting armed criminals), and took as many bribes as he could get. Not true of course–he should have told her the truth: he was just a chainsmoking, pillpopping, drunken bum who sometimes got in trouble becuase he would have his wife and girlfriend on the mobile phone at the same time and would forget which which.

Or, I’d like to be on Larry David’s Curb Your Enthusiasm. My wife tells me I’m a little too much like Larry sometimes.

By: Celise

Celise — Thu, 17 May 2007 01:57:00 +0000

Wow. That’s really a hard one. I’m thinking the best place I would fit in would be Smallville. As Chloe’s new friend at the Daily Planet because of the whole writing thing. Yeah. Journalism is something I never wanted to do, but I have to do it to pay the bills. Although reporters don’t make that much anyway, so…

As for the first part of the question, I totally would’ve loved being on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” or “Angel”.

By: Meg

Meg — Wed, 16 May 2007 23:09:22 +0000

I’d be on The Mighty Boosh, if you’ve never seen it, you have to. It’s hilarious. I’m totally bizarre enough to be on it, plus I’m sort of in love with the demented Noel Fielding. We could be demented together.

By: WAT

WAT — Wed, 16 May 2007 23:08:55 +0000

Hmmm…not sure if I agree about UGLY BETTY having illegal Mexican immigrants. I thought her parents and stuff came here legally and her and her siblings and other family were born here.

Just being politically correct, sorry!

Now Rosario, Karen’s maid on WILL & GRACE definitely came in illegally, and had to marry Jack and…

Well, you know by now.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Wed, 16 May 2007 22:59:53 +0000

Not to repeat what so many others have said, but I would be so at home on Arrested Development. I would hang out with Gob all the time and learn magic tricks.

Also: that picture of the chick standing over the old lady with the shocky paddles (what’s the technical term?) is hilarious for some reason.