Monthly Archives: May 2007

I can’t believe I’m admitting this, but…

Okay, this is really embarrassing, but last night I was at Duane Reade buying stuff (you know how you go in there for, like, 1 tube of toothpaste and you come out an hour later with like, $20 worth of … Continue reading

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Me too, me too!

All the cool bloggers did this survey, and I’m nothing if not cool. (or a follower, either way, I’m taking the dizzamn survey!) 1. What’s your middle name?:
 It’s Jessup. It’s not actually a girlie middle name. It’s my mom’s … Continue reading

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Happy Twin powers, ACTIVATE!

I kept looking at this picture of Mary Kate & Ashley at the Chanel/Lagerfeld show, and thinking to myself, “There’s something off about this…” and I finally figured it out. They’re smiling! I don’t know, but don’t they always just … Continue reading

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What a bunch of tools.

My sister just sent me a link to this article, and I almost died laughing: NYPD Re-Introduces Segway Patrols On City Parks, Beaches Apparently they used to have Segways, but took them out of rotation in 2004 because the officers … Continue reading

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New Poll Topic/Q

Okay peeps, I have a new Poll Topic (of sorts): Don’t laugh, but I was watching All My Children the other day, and they are all just SO freaking crazy! I started thinking, “What would happen if I were transplanted … Continue reading

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Today’s top 5

1) My mom. Happy mother’s day! 2)UGLIES by Scott Westerfeld. It’s sort of YA Sci-Fi about a bizarre futuristic utopia in which everyone has an operation at 16 to become beautiful. Sounds great… or does it? muah-hah-hah!!! And it’s a … Continue reading

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7 things

Okay, the amazing and talented Jenn over at Stiletto Heights tagged me and I must now reveal 7 things about myself… Hmmm. Do I go the really personal route and talk about my screwed up childhood, or just completely trivialize … Continue reading

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Cinco de Mayo!

Me gusta Cinco de Mayo! Any excuse to throw a party. I make a mean guacamole, and my sister invented the most ASS KICKING potato salad ever. It’s muy caliente, and I’ve included the recipe at the bottom of this … Continue reading

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The Poor Man’s ___.

I LOVE that expression. It just kicks ass. They should turn “Poor Man’s (blank)” into a drinking game or something because I get infinite amusement from cruel celebrity comparisons. Personally, I think I’m the poor man’s Wonder Woman. No, I … Continue reading

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So exciting!

My publisher just sent the galleys for BACK TALK. (fyi: galleys are just an uncorrected, bound copy of the book for editing). Here is a picture of my muy gorgiouso kitten, Penny, avidly reading it for the first time. She … Continue reading

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